Magical Mystery Bug - Beatles PC humor

INTERNET WRITER
(Paperback Writer)

Internet Writer...
Dear homepage surfer will you read my page
It took a day to write it, it's the latest rage
It based on a page by a man named Haber
And I need a hobby
So I wanna be an Internet writer
INTERNET WRITER!

It's a well done story, of the Beatles Anth
I'll be writing more when I get a grant
My PC runnin', but it needs t'be tighter
And I need some cash
So I gotta be an internet writer
INTERNET WRITER!

Internet Writer....

I think you'll like it, and I hope you will
I gotta give you this or my service is killed
If it seems to long, I can make it lighter
But out of all of this,
I wanna be an Internet writer
INTERNET WRITER!

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I'M ONLY SURFING
(I'm Only Sleeping)

When I log on to my local server,
I transform, to a surfer
Searchin' URLs at such a speed
Readin' newsgroups, with such ease (with such ease)

Think I'll chat now, 'bout my cat now
Mindless stuff like that
I'm only surfing

I read homepages at the rate of seven
I am in, h-t-t-p heaven
Findin all the Beatles stuff I can
I am one serious fan (sear-yous fan)

I won't quit now, no won't split now
Leave me where I am
I'm only surfing

Keepin' an eye on the posts goin' by my screen now,
Lost track of time...

Sittin' here and wonderin' what happened,
Reachin' for, the "Back" button

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FAXMAN
(Taxman)

Let me show you what your page lacks
No E-Mail? I'll send a fax...

Cause I'm the Faxman
Yeeaaahhh I'm the Faxmaaan

If AOL should seem unfair
Be thankful that it's offered there

An' I'm the Faxman
Yeeaaahhh I'm the Faxmaaan

And your browsin' with no one, but me

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NETSCAPE IS GOOD
(Norweigan Wood)

I,
Once had AOL,
And then, you see,
They took money

So,
I got Netscape
And now they say
How little I pay

They asked me to stay and they promised that I'd save alot
So I looked it over and noticed it wasn't a plot

And,
When I hooked up
I knew I should,
Netscape is good

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YOUR SERVER SHOULD KNOW
(Your Mother Should Know)

Let's all get on, and write us a site
That people will stay up and read all night

But you'll find out that posting is all just a show
Your server should know
Your server should know

Ask 'em again...

(repeat first verse)

Let's all get on, our knees and beg,
The head of AOL were not pulling his leg

He might believe us but probably he won't,
Your server should know
Your server should know

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YER (net) BLUES
(Yer Blues)

Yes I wanna, visit this site
Yes I wanna, visit this site
If I ain't there already,
Y'know this server really bites

It's a site, 'bout the Beatles
It's a site, 'bout the Beatles
Before AOL was alright
But now there on pins and needles

Netscape gets me mad
AOL, is much worse
I pay by the hour, now
You know what that's worth?

Yes I wanna, visit this site
Yes I wanna, visit this site
If I ain't there already,
Y'know this server really bites

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SOME OTHER GUY
(Itself)

Some Other Guy, now,
Has taken away my page design, woah now,
Some Other Guy, now,
Is makin' me wish I had resigned, woah now,
Some Other Guy, now,
I just don't wanna view his site, oh now,
I'm the only one, who doesn't have a website, now
Woah oh ho ho

Some Other Guy, now
Is not respoding to my E-Mail, woah now,
Some Other Guy, now
Is makin' me very very mad, woah now,
Some Other Guy, now
I just wanna go offline right now, oh now,
I'm the only one, who doesn't have a website now
Woah oh ho ho

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INTERNET
(Yesterday)

Internet,
All the stuff I ever hoped to get
The only problem is a big, big debt
Oh how I love, the Internet

Internet,
It's the greatest thing I've ever seen,
It's spiffy, groovy, neat-o, and keen
Oh, Internet, on you I lean

When, I'm, in a page
And I'm having a good time,
No, I've got, a search engine
When I look I fi-i-i-ind

Internet,
Only on you is my mind set
I'd be hooked in two days, I bet,
Oh how I love, the internet

Hmmm mm mm mm mm Hmmmmmmm

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CHAT ROOM USER
(Blackbird)

Chat Room user in my website
Take these URLs, and view all night
All the night,
You were only waiting for this links, to be free

Chat Room Site, Chat Room Site
Into the light, of this new website

Chat room user in my website
Take this .jpg viewer and look and see
All the night,
You were only waiting, for this moment to see

Chat Room Site, Chat Room Site
Into the light, of this new website

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A Day With A Cult
(to the tune of A Day In A Life)

I read a news today, oh boy
about a crazy cult down in San Diego
Though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I read it in Ralph..

They saw Hale-Bopp one night from their bed.
They thought they noticed aliens from outer space..
This group of people looked up and stared.
They'd seen heaven's gateway..
Nobody was really sure if they would be pick up by the aliens..
I love to turn you on..

I saw it on TV, oh boy!
39 people had commit suiside.
Marshall Applewhite wanted them to die
Cause the End are here.....
I love to turn you on..

woke up, got on the web!!
surfed for the porns before I left.
found myself waiting for a busy signal on AOL.
logging out
I noticed it was late.
found my MAC and drag a mouse
made web pages in an hour.
found myself fixing PC's and blew Windows
The systems crashed and I went out of the web..

I saw pictures today oh boy!!
and noticed a pair of Nike!!
Though Nike shoes were rather new!!
I have to count them all..
count how many pairs of Nike did these people wear..
I love to turn you on..

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LAWSUIT TO FIGHT
(Ticket To Ride)

Note: This songs is dedicated, in loving
memory, to Sam Chokuri's John Lennon Page

I think I'm gonna get mad,
I think it's todaaaay, yeah!
The page I think is so rad
Has gone awaaaaay, yeah

It's got a lawsuit to fight
It's got a lawsuit to fi-hih-hight
It's got a lawsuit to FIGHT
So It's not there!

They claimed that it's author
was breakin the laaaaaaw, yeah!
For he had posted some stuff
That ev'ryone saaaaaaaaw, yeah!

He's got a lawsuit to fight
He's got a lawsuit to fi-hih-hight
He's got a lawsuit to FIGHT
So It's not there!

I don't know why their price is so hi-igh
They oughta think twice, they oughta do right, for me!
And when the page is sayin' gooby-high
I'm gonna think twice, and make one, for me!


It's got a lawsuit to fight
It's got a lawsuit to fi-hih-hight
It's got a lawsuit to FIGHT
So It's not there!

The website's not there
The website's not there
The website's not there
The website's not there

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PLEASE DON'T POST, MAN
(Please Mr. Postman)

WAIT!
Oh yes, wait bit before you post, man
WAIT!
Way-ay-ait b'fore you post, man

Please don't post, man, unless you see
That what you're sayin' really sounds cheesy
I'm been postin', such a long time
So I should know what you're sayin' is grime!

Some many times, you've left a po-woah-wost
Givin' you, no room to boast
Please, Please don't post, man! Check and see,
If you're just spoutin' somethin' awfully

Ya gotta
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute
Check it and see,
Sounds cheesy to me

Ya gotta
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute
It had better be better
Or you'll get a letter!
Ya gotta
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Woah yeah
Wait a minute, Wait a minute...

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NETSCAPE MAN
(Nowhere Man)

He's a real Netscape man,
Typing in his chat room land
Getting all the kicks he can
>From his PC

Internet Beatles Album,
Spanish Page, have lots of fun
He won't stop till he is done
With his PC

Everypage talks of the Anth
Some of them need to be banned
Same old, same old, everytime
That I log on

Netscape man,
Please limit,
All the time,
You're spendin'
Netscape man,
W-W-W, is at your command!

Sure has got a point of view,
He'll be glad to share with you
All the things he can do
on a newsgroup

Netscape man,
You're a bore,
Netscape man,
Please no more
Netscape man,
Your homepage should get canned!

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THE E-MAIL SONG
(No Reply)

So when, to no avail, I sent you E-Mail,
No reply
I know that's your address, I'm sure I didn't guess
The number

I know it's right!
I know it's right!

I know that you read it, even if you never said it
It's a lie

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I'VE GOT A WEBPAGE
(I've Got A Feeling)

I've got a webpage,
A homepage deep inside, the net, oh no
I got a webpage,
I want everyone to get, oh no

I Got A Webpage!
Yeah!

I got a homepage,
Ev'ryone should see, oh no
I've got a homepage,
It's got "Live At The BBC!" Oh yeah!

Everybody has a modem
Everybody has a server
Everybody has a homepage
Everybody is a surfer

Everybody made a website
Everybody sent an E-Mail
Everybody wrote to Bill Gates
Everybody saw a .jpg

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TYIN' THE LINE
(I Feel Fine)

My PC's workin' fine, y'no
I'm on it all the time, y'no
Yes it's so...

I really like the net,
An' Tyin' The Line

My server's good to me y'no
It really helps me see, y'no
I want mo'...

I'm on quite alot,
An' Tyin the line

I'm so glad,
My service is so good
It's so rad,
I'd live there if I could

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Ого! Сколько много!:) А можно помедленнее, "...я запписссываю...":)))

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MY PC'S WEAK
(Eight Days A Week)

Oooh I need some megs, babe
Don't you know it's true
I don't wanna have to beg, babe
Can I borrow from you?

Give me, piracy
Give me, piracy

I ain't got nothin but crap, babe
MY PC's WEAK

My - PC's - Weak
And so-o-o-o I'm blue
My - PC's - Weak
It's so damn small it's barely there!

Wish I had a mac, babe
They always run for me
Insztead I'm stuck with crap, babe
So I want PIRACY!

Give me, piracy
Give me, piracy

I ain't got nothin but crap, babe
MY PC's WEAK
MY PC's WEAK
MY PC's WEAK!

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WE HATE YOU
(She Loves You)

We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!

You think you're somethin' new,
You're try-in' to brainwa-ah-ash!
I've got one word for you
And it's name is "Macintosh"

And so we hate you,
Cause we know you're really bad
We hate you,
You really make us maaad!
(Bo-oo-oooo)

We all loathe William Gates,
For Windows Nienty-Fi-ah-ive
And when we show our hate,
We hope he won't survive!

And so
We hate you,
Cause we know you're really bad
We hate you,
You really make us maaad!
(Bo-oo-oooo)

With a comp. like that,
You really make us mad
With a comp. like that,
You really make us mad

We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah
We hate you, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEEAAH!

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EVERY PROGRAMS TRYING TO TAKE MY MEM'RY
(Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby)

Weeeell,
It took some mem'ry,
>From meee,
Used it up and then
Did nothing

Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry, now

Went out last night,
I bought a disk,
Brought it home and
Took the risk

Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry, now

Windows 95,
Took the most,
Hooked it up,
All it did was boast

Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry, now
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry
Every programs tryin' to take my mem'ry, now

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