Magical Mystery Bug - Beatles PC humor

Вам, юзеры, ламеры, админы, хакеры и чайники...

Blow up!
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (and it got no invitation)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (to crash a compilation)
Blow up for the mystery bug
The magical mystery bug
is waiting to blow you away
Waiting to blow you away

Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (it deletes everything you need)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (frustation guaranteed)
Blow up for the mystery bug

The magical mystery bug
is hoping to blow you away
Hoping to blow you away

Ah, the magical mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (and it got no invitation)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (to crash a compilation)
Blow up for the mystery bug

The magical mystery bug
is coming to blow you away
Coming to blow you away
The magical mystery bug
is dying to blow you away
Dying to blow you away
Blow you today

Eleanor Rigby

Ah, look at all the lonely users...

Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard
And waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits for a signal
Finding some code
That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Ah, look at all the lonely users...

Our system admins
tear out their hair
and they swear and some really do care
but cannot help us
look at us working
spending our lives with hard drives
'til our eyes start to go
what does it show?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Elanor Rigby,
died at the keyboard just after
she finished her will,
"Leave it to Bill."
Father McKenzie,
looks for the file that tells
what to write on her grave
nothing was saved.

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Yesterday,

Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone
hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.

Now all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,

Imagine

Imagine there's no Windows,
It's easy if you try.
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives.
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!
Imagine neverending hard disks,
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money.

You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM

Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can.
No need for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again.
Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time!

You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
Maybe someday I'll be a cracker

Рулез!.. А где "Write in C"??
И Элеонору слыхивал не такую - там, где батя Маккензи чипсы хавал над клавой...
с'mon, c'mon, c'mon!..

2Андрей Хрисанфов:

Да я уж всем списком не стал))))
А альтернативную версию "Элиноры" тоже видал:), но не ухватил за ссылку...

ну и Джордж конечно же, со своей нетленкой...

Something

Something in the way it fails,
Defies the algorithm's logic!
Something in the way it coredumps...

I don't want to leave it now
I'll fix this problem somehow

Somewhere in the memory I know,
A pointer's got to be corrupted.
Stepping in the debugger will show me...

I don't want to leave it now
I'm too close to leave it now

You're asking me can this code go?
I don't know, I don't know...
What sequence causes it to blow?
I don't know, I don't know...

Something in the initializing code?
And all I have to do is think of it!
Something in the listing will show me...

I don't want to leave it now
I'll fix this tonight I vow!

Bob Dylan
:)))))))))
To complete it add something by R.Zimmermann!..
:)))

Something like that:

...The answer my friend is blowing in the Win... (...dows) (!..)
The answer is blowing in the Win...

2JohnLenin:

>Bob Dylan
>:)))))))))
>To complete it add something by R.Zimmermann!..
>:)))

I'll do it for sure, Mr Lenin! :)))

СУПЕР!!!!!!
Только "Вчера" какая то неПОЛная...текста явно нехватает...Давай ещё!!!!

2BassPaul:

>СУПЕР!!!!!!
>Только "Вчера" какая то неПОЛная...текста явно
>нехватает...Давай ещё!!!!

ДоПОЛню :)))

Юникс мэн...откуда он явился?

Nowhere Man

He's a real UNIX Man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX .plans
for nobody

Knows the blocksize from 'du'
Cares not where /dev/null goes to
Isn't he a bit like you
And me?

UNIX Man, don't worry
It's the tube that's blurry
UNIX Man
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned

He's as wise as he can be
Programs in lex, yacc and C
UNIX Man, can you help me
At all?

UNIX Man, please listen
My printout is missin'
UNIX Man
The wo-o-o-orld is your 'at' command

кто это там с диодами в небесах?

Lucy in the sky with diodes

Picture yourself with software to deliver
Your code won't compile with two thousand tries
Somebody calls to walk through your new program
A girl with oscilloscope eyes

Silicon RAM chips that mess up your screen
Showering rays through your head
Look for your brain at the end of the day
And it's gone
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes

Follow her down past her desk by a mountain
Of documentation, you ask yourself why
Everyone smiles as you fumble through spec sheets
That read so incredibly dry

Verification appears such a chore
Yawning the hours away
Climb up a wall looking for the dead code
Then you're gone
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes

Picture yourself with your own new workstation
With parallel ports and a fast floppy drive
Suddenly someone is there with your paycheck
The girl with oscilloscope eyes
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes
Lucy in the sky with diodes

ОФИЦИАЛЬНОЕ ЗАЯВЛЕНИЕ

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Yesterday, исправленная и доПОЛненная(или не забывайте про бэкап)

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone
hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.

Now all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.

Cranberry Sauce Forever
(to the tune of Strawberry Fields Forever)

Let me gobble down, my sweet tasting cranberry sauce..
eating is real and eating is good to hung about
Cranberry Sauce forever

tasting is easy with eyes closed
You should be digesting all you eat
It's getting sour to eat some cranberries but it's still sweet
It is still tasted good to me

Let me gobble down, my sweet tasting cranberry sauce
eating is real and eating is good to hung about
Cranberry Sauce forever

No one I think is in my tree
I mean it must be some kind of a berry tree
That is you don't know nothing can top a cranberry.
That is I think it's not too bad

Let me gobble down, my sweet tasting cranberry sauce
eating is real and eating is good to hung about
Cranberry Sauce forever

Always, no sometimes, think it's me
But you know I know it's just a cranberry
I think ya know I mean a 'sauce' and it's all right..
That is I think it's just a berry..

Let me gobble down, my sweet tasting cranberry sauce
eating is real and eating is good to hung about
Cranberry Sauce forever
Cranberry Sauce forever
Cranberry Sauce forever

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Run For Your Files
(to the tune of Run For Your Life)

Well I'd like you to blow your head, little geek
Than to be in another LAN
You better keep your head, little geek
Or I won't know where I am

You better run for your files if you can, little geek
get your files out of here little geek
Catch you in another LAN
That's the end'a little geek

Well I know that I'm a wicked bug
And You was born without any luck
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you off the line

You better run for your files if you can, little geek
get your files of out here little geek
Catch you in another LAN
That's the end'a little geek

Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I've wicked mind
And I'd rather see you dead

You better run for your files if you can, little geek
get your files out of here little geek
Catch you in another LAN
That's the end'a little geek

I'd see you dead, little geek
Than to be in another LAN
You better keep your head, little geek
Or you won't know where I am

You better run for your files if you can, little geek

Catch you in another LAN
That's the end'a little geek
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na

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Nintendo 64
(to the tune of When I'm Sixty Four)

When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
I will still be playing to past my time.
having fun drinking bottle of wine
If I'd been up till quarter to three
and locking my door
I will be with you but I'm playing my
Nintendo 64

You'll be older too
And if you say the word
I could play with you

I could be handy, playing a game
When the light have gone
You can draw the Yoshi by the fireside
Sunday mornings playing all day..
Super Mario and lots of game..
I could play for more
I will be with you but I'm playing my
Nintendo 64

Every summer I can rent a cartridge
For many days and nights, if it's not too old
It's not a dream to play
your Grandchildren's game like
Super Mario

Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating your game review
Indicate precisely how to save my day
I query you to give away
Give me your answer,
and hints for more
I will be with you but I'm playing my
Nintendo 64

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Magical Mystery Bug
(to the tune of Magical Mystery Tour)

Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (and it got no invitation)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (to crash a compilation)
Blow up for the mystery bug


The magical mystery bug
is waiting to blow you away
Waiting to blow you away


Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (it deletes everything you need)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (frustation guaranteed)
Blow up for the mystery bug

The magical mystery bug
is hoping to blow you away
Hoping to blow you away

Ah, the magical mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (and it got no invitation)
Blow up for the mystery bug
Blow up (to crash a compilation)
Blow up for the mystery bug

The magical mystery bug
is coming to blow you away
Coming to blow you away
The magical mystery bug
is dying to blow you away
Dying to blow you away
Blow you today

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